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<\/p>\nAn old blind cowboy accidentally
\nwanders into an all-girl biker bar,
\nfinds his way to a barstool, and
\norders a Jack Daniels.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
After sitting there for a while, he yells at the
\nbartender, \u201cHey, do you want to hear a blonde
\njoke?<\/p>\n
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In
\na very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
\nthe old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell
\nthat joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
\nthat you are blind, that you should know five
\nimportant things.<\/p>\n
1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a
\nbaseball bat.<\/p>\n
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy
\nclub.<\/p>\n
3.1 am a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a
\nblack belt in karate.<\/p>\n
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a
\nprofessional weightlifter.<\/p>\n
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a
\nprofessional wrestler.<\/p>\n
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you
\nstill wanna tell that blond joke?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes
\nhis head, and mutters, \u201cWell hell no, not if I\u2019m
\ngonna have to explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n
LoL!<\/p>\n
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have
\na nice day!!<\/p>\n
Ice Fishing Blonde<\/p>\n
A<\/span>\u00a0blonde<\/span>\u00a0who<\/span>\u00a0was<\/span>\u00a0given<\/span>\u00a0a<\/span>\u00a0fishing<\/span>\u00a0rod<\/span>\u00a0for<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span><\/span>birthday<\/span>\u00a0decided<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0go<\/span>\u00a0ice<\/span>\u00a0fishing<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0make<\/span>\u00a0good<\/span><\/span>use<\/span>\u00a0of<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span>\u00a0gift.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Early<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0next<\/span>\u00a0morning,<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0got<\/span>\u00a0all<\/span>\u00a0of<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span>\u00a0gear<\/span>\u00a0together<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span><\/span>headed<\/span>\u00a0out<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0ice.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n When<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0reached<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span>\u00a0final<\/span>\u00a0destination,<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0cut<\/span>\u00a0a<\/span>\u00a0large<\/span>\u00a0hole<\/span>\u00a0in<\/span><\/span>the<\/span>\u00a0ice<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span>\u00a0dipped<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0rod<\/span>\u00a0in.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Then<\/span>\u00a0suddenly<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0heard<\/span>\u00a0a<\/span>\u00a0voice<\/span>\u00a0saying,<\/span>\u00a0\u201cThere<\/span>\u00a0are<\/span>\u00a0no<\/span>\u00a0fish<\/span>\u00a0in<\/span><\/span>there\u201d.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n So<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0moved<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0another<\/span>\u00a0spot<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span>\u00a0cuts<\/span>\u00a0another<\/span>\u00a0hole,<\/span>\u00a0but<\/span>\u00a0then<\/span><\/span>the<\/span>\u00a0same<\/span>\u00a0voice<\/span>\u00a0spoke<\/span>\u00a0again<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span>\u00a0told<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span>\u00a0that<\/span>\u00a0there<\/span>\u00a0were<\/span>\u00a0no<\/span><\/span>fish<\/span>\u00a0in<\/span>\u00a0there.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n So<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0moves<\/span>\u00a0again<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0voice<\/span>\u00a0tells<\/span>\u00a0her<\/span>\u00a0that<\/span>\u00a0there<\/span>\u00a0are<\/span>\u00a0no<\/span><\/span>fish<\/span>\u00a0in<\/span>\u00a0there.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n So<\/span>\u00a0she<\/span>\u00a0looks<\/span>\u00a0up<\/span>\u00a0and<\/span>\u00a0sees<\/span>\u00a0an<\/span>\u00a0irritated<\/span>\u00a0man<\/span>\u00a0staring<\/span>\u00a0down<\/span>\u00a0at<\/span>\u00a0her.<\/span><\/span>\u201cHow<\/span>\u00a0do<\/span>\u00a0you<\/span>\u00a0know<\/span>\u00a0there<\/span>\u00a0are<\/span>\u00a0no<\/span>\u00a0fish<\/span>\u00a0there?\u201d<\/span>\u00a0asks<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0blonde.<\/span><\/span>So<\/span>\u00a0the<\/span>\u00a0man<\/span>\u00a0cooly<\/span>\u00a0says<\/span>\u00a0\u201cWell,<\/span>\u00a0first<\/span>\u00a0of<\/span>\u00a0all,<\/span>\u00a0this<\/span>\u00a0is<\/span>\u00a0a<\/span>\u00a0hockey<\/span>\u00a0rink,<\/span><\/span>and<\/span>\u00a0second<\/span>\u00a0of<\/span>\u00a0all,<\/span>\u00a0you\u2019re<\/span>\u00a0going<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0have<\/span>\u00a0to<\/span>\u00a0pay<\/span>\u00a0for<\/span>\u00a0those<\/span>\u00a0holes.\u201d<\/span><\/span>LoL<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n Hope<\/span>\u00a0this<\/span>\u00a0joke<\/span>\u00a0will<\/span>\u00a0make<\/span>\u00a0you<\/span>\u00a0smile!<\/span>\u00a0Have<\/span>\u00a0a<\/span>\u00a0nice<\/span>\u00a0day!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10424,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"yoast_head":"\n