{"id":10621,"date":"2025-08-04T11:27:25","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T11:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=10621"},"modified":"2025-08-04T11:27:25","modified_gmt":"2025-08-04T11:27:25","slug":"joke-of-the-day-a-married-couple-is-driving-along-a-highway-doing-a-steady-40-miles-per-hour-see-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=10621","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.\u2026 See more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">JOKE OF THE DAY: A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-10622\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/465063159_937312061762374_4971802148411072904_n-4-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/465063159_937312061762374_4971802148411072904_n-4-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/465063159_937312061762374_4971802148411072904_n-4-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/465063159_937312061762374_4971802148411072904_n-4-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/465063159_937312061762374_4971802148411072904_n-4.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>The husband is behind the wheel.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>His wife suddenly looks across at him and speaks in a clear voice. \u201cI know we have been married for over twenty years, but I want a divorce.\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>The husband says nothing.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>He keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases his speed to 45mph.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>The wife speaks again. \u201cI don\u2019t want you to try to talk me out of it.\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>She says, \u201cBecause I\u2019ve been having an affair with your best friend, and he is a far better lover than you are.\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Again the husband stays quiet but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55mph.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>She pushes her luck.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cI want a house.\u201d She says insistently.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>Up to 60 mph.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cI want the car, too.\u201d She continues.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>65mph.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>\u201cAnd,\u201d she says, \u201cI\u2019ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards, and the boat!\u201d<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.<br class=\"html-br\" \/><br class=\"html-br\" \/>This makes her nervous, so she asks him,&#8230; (continue reading in the 1st comment)<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The husband at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo, I\u2019ve got everything I need, \u201d he says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, really,\u201d she inquires. \u201cSo what have you got?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Just before they slam into the wall at 65mph, the husband turns to her and smiles.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe airbag!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JOKE OF THE DAY: A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. 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