{"id":1145,"date":"2024-01-10T17:01:42","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T17:01:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2024-01-10T17:01:42","modified_gmt":"2024-01-10T17:01:42","slug":"funny-three-mischievous-old-continue-reading-below-first-comment%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=1145","title":{"rendered":"Funny \u2013 Three mischievous old.. Continue Reading Below first comment\ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, \u201cWe bet we can tell exactly how old you are. \u201dThe old man said, \u201cThere is no way you can guess it, you old fools.\u201d<br \/>\nOne of the old Grandmas said, \u201cSure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age\u2026\u201d Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn\u2019t do it, he dropped his drawers.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/3-Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-es-lanya-Charlotte-Grace-Prinze-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/3-Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-es-lanya-Charlotte-Grace-Prinze-3.jpg 300w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/3-Sarah-Michelle-Gellar-es-lanya-Charlotte-Grace-Prinze-3-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><br \/>\nThe Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times. 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