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Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and laptop,\u00bb my daughter exclaimed as she entered the living room. Please take my entire jewelry collection to Cash Converters or the Salvation Army.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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After that, you can sell my new car, take my front door key, and kick me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don\u2019t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.\u201d She didn\u2019t quite say it like that, though. she actually said\u2026 \u201cDad, this is my new boyfriend.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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