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We all know that the jokes involving Little Johnny always end up with an unexpected twist, and that\u2019s one of the reasons we love them so much.<\/p>\n

This time, Little Johnny found himself in trouble because he did something embarrassing during lesson time, but he didn\u2019t mind it. What\u2019s most, he\u2019s teacher\u2019s punishment made him laugh.<\/p>\n

Read the joke below.<\/p>\n

During lesson time, Little Johnny released a loud fart. His teachers got angry and told him to leave the classroom, which he did.<\/p>\n

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Seeing him sitting outside and laughing uncontrollably, the principal approached him and asked him what was going on.<\/p>\n

Struggling to control his laughter, Johnny explained, \u201cI farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.\u201d<\/p>\n

The principal got confused and asked, \u201cThen why are you laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n

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\u201cBecause those idiots are stuck in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m out here enjoying the fresh air!\u201d Little Johnny answered.<\/p>\n

If you found this joke funny please SHARE it with your family and friends on Facebook.<\/p>\n

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