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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a\u2026<\/p>\n

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\nTwo hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
\nSuddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
\nAfter a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?\u2019<\/p>\n

The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, \u2018Kin ya breathe?\u2019
\nThe woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
\nThe hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
\nThe woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.<\/p>\n

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up
\nher dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.<\/p>\n

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, \u2018Ya know, I\u2019d heerd of that there \u2018Hind Lick Maneuver\u2019 but I ain\u2019t niver seed nobody do it!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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