{"id":4042,"date":"2024-10-14T23:53:08","date_gmt":"2024-10-14T23:53:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4042"},"modified":"2024-10-14T23:53:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-14T23:53:08","slug":"my-husband-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4042","title":{"rendered":"My husband and &#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div class=\"xyinxu5 x4uap5 x1g2khh7 xkhd6sd\"><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">My Husband and&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;See the continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x17zd0t2 x78zum5\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1bwycvy x193iq5w x4fas0m x19kjcj4\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fskp2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/462241575_122120654006461734_7957509643510599066_n.jpg?_nc_cat=100&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=jQ0sdixr6zQQ7kNvgEZsEd2&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fskp2-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AuodWP25yN6Go1_IV91Z5JE&amp;oh=00_AYB4h4XMOa09GUm1LOTJZV3PRfnYTy3sKS1Qz3fbNcBdvQ&amp;oe=67138718\" alt=\"May be an image of text\" data-visualcompletion=\"media-vc-image\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<p>When our Uber arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our parakeet we didn\u2019t want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the backyard again.<\/p>\n<p>Because I didn\u2019t want the Uber driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later he got into the Uber all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing into the Uber all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the car pulled away, \u201cSorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out!<\/p>\n<p>She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn\u2019t scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! 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