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A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants’ zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:
Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door? The phrase didn’t have the desired effect of enlightening him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled. He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone. At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary’s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:
When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies: Check the comments\"\ud83d\udc47\"<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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A boss arrives at the office in the morning with his pants\u2019 zipper undone. The secretary, unsure how to address it directly, approaches him:<\/p>\n

Boss, this morning when you left home, did you close the garage door?<\/p>\n

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The phrase didn\u2019t have the power to enlighten him, so the guy entered the office a bit puzzled.<\/p>\n

He sits at his desk, starts working, and notices his zipper undone.<\/p>\n

At that moment, he has a revelation regarding the secretary\u2019s words, so he decides to tease her a little. He calls her into his office to bring him coffee and asks:<\/p>\n

When you saw the garage door open, did you also see my Jaguar? The secretary, smiling for a moment, replies:<\/p>\n

No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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