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The daughter texts Dad about her new boyfriend, but Dad’s response is hilarious \"\ud83e\udd23\"<\/span>Check the 1st comment\"\ud83d\udc47\"<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Daughter\u2019s text to Dad: Daddy, I\u2019m coming home to get married soon, so get your checkbook ready. LOL! As you know, I\u2019m in Australia and he\u2019s in the US. We met on a dating site, became friends on Facebook, and had long chats on WhatsApp.<\/p>\n

He proposed to me on Skype and now we\u2019ve had a 2 month relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding. Lots of love, Lilly<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Dad\u2019s reply: Dad\u2019s reply: My dear Lilly, Like Wow! Really? Cool! Whatever\u2026 I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, register for your stuff on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal. And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay. Lots of love, Dad.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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