{"id":4064,"date":"2024-10-15T16:04:05","date_gmt":"2024-10-15T16:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4064"},"modified":"2024-10-15T16:04:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-15T16:04:35","slug":"please-shave-it-off-brilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment-%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4064","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Please shave it off&#8230; Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">&#8220;Please shave it off&#8230; Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1bwycvy x193iq5w x4fas0m x19kjcj4\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fskp2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/461581808_122118232982461734_8431318000507482877_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=yautRViPS3UQ7kNvgGq4x4y&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fskp2-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AXxF_9lvGeE2FcIpR0nlVzZ&amp;oh=00_AYD5bpsUTjl2OMtHQyahzoTR0iJZ-N1mMg9ltnQ51nydZQ&amp;oe=67146C44\" alt=\"May be an image of one or more people, beard and text\" data-visualcompletion=\"media-vc-image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Paddy.\u201d she said, \u201cPlease shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely face\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can\u2019t,\u201d said Paddy, \u201cMy wife loves this beard, she\u2019d kill me if I shaved it off!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cPlease!\u201d\u2026she pleaded in a sexy seductive voice.<\/p>\n<p>Paddy gives in and shaves the beard off.<\/p>\n<p>Later that night, Paddy crawls into the bed while his wife was sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>His wife wakes up and feels his face in the dark, she then says,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh Michael, you shouldn\u2019t be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Please shave it off&#8230; Brilliant continuation in the first comment A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off. \u201cOh Paddy.\u201d&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>&quot;Please shave it off... 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