{"id":4099,"date":"2024-10-16T00:39:51","date_gmt":"2024-10-16T00:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4099"},"modified":"2024-10-16T00:57:50","modified_gmt":"2024-10-16T00:57:50","slug":"4099","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4099","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Were Golfing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">A Husband And Wife Were Golfing&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1bwycvy x193iq5w x4fas0m x19kjcj4\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fskp2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/460934423_122117017196461734_2844064632930073681_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=h_m21gAz5oIQ7kNvgFLNfW4&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fskp2-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AdSoDKch0_YwPhKIdsOxouF&amp;oh=00_AYDft-nEp1AgaLHWIXb9qxTJ9FMR1EdVwc2i3L2bQ4ImYg&amp;oe=6714EDD0\" alt=\"May be an image of text that says 'A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, &quot;Honey, if I died would you get married again?&quot; The husband said, &quot;No sweetie.&quot; The woman said, &quot;I'm sure you would.&quot; So the man said, &quot;Okay, I would&quot; Then the woman asked...'\" data-visualcompletion=\"media-vc-image\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHoney, if I died would you get married again?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The husband said, \u201cNo sweetie.\u201d The woman said, \u201cI\u2019m sure you would.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So the man said, \u201cOkay, I would\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the woman asked, \u201cWould you let her sleep in our bed?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the man replied, \u201cYa, I guess so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Then the wife asked, \u201cWould you let her use my golf clubs?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And the husband replied, \u201cNo, she\u2019s left handed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Husband And Wife Were Golfing&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, \u201cHoney, if I died would&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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