{"id":4173,"date":"2024-10-18T00:23:45","date_gmt":"2024-10-18T00:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4173"},"modified":"2024-10-18T00:23:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-18T00:23:45","slug":"three-ducks-walk-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4173","title":{"rendered":"Three ducks walk into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">Three ducks walk into a bar&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u201cHello, who are you?\u201d the barman asks<\/p>\n<p>.<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1bwycvy x193iq5w x4fas0m x19kjcj4\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fskp2-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/459457634_122115617198461734_3252777952529404713_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=4k6iWjPpiqkQ7kNvgHnuPGm&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fskp2-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=AkCdGmZ8X48wgnST8kg7ygF&amp;oh=00_AYBihTdYPEOMTkJthwXwmex8XQ8D8Q7YJp5ZK8sbTOhuKg&amp;oe=671777B4\" alt=\"May be an image of goose and text\" data-visualcompletion=\"media-vc-image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The first duck replies, \u201cI\u2019m Huey.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI bet you are,\u201d says the barman. \u201cAnd how\u2019s your day been, Huey?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat, thanks. I\u2019ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?\u201d smiles Huey.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s nice,\u201d says the bartender, turning to the second duck. \u201cHi, and who are you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDewey,\u201d comes the reply.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo how\u2019s your day been, Dewey?\u201d asks the barman.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cGreat. I\u2019ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. 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