{"id":4196,"date":"2024-10-19T00:25:31","date_gmt":"2024-10-19T00:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4196"},"modified":"2024-11-19T01:41:43","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T01:41:43","slug":"a-man-and-a-blonde-meet-in-an-elevator-brilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment-%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4196","title":{"rendered":"A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a blonde meet in an elevator.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhere are you heading today?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5297\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/466974778_1025363342937791_4757771011386870092_n-178x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"178\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/466974778_1025363342937791_4757771011386870092_n-178x300.jpg 178w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/466974778_1025363342937791_4757771011386870092_n.jpg 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 178px) 100vw, 178px\" \/><\/p>\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x6s0dn4 x1jx94hy x78zum5 xdt5ytf x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"xqtp20y x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x10l6tqk x13vifvy\">\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman angrily gets off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFancy meeting you again. 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