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On occasion, school can be dull. As a student, I bet you slept off some of the lectures you didn\u2019t particularly enjoy.<\/p>\n

That occurred far too frequently to a girl called Mary Margaret.<\/p>\n

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The Catholic educator wanted to know Mary Margaret\u2019s thoughts on her tendency to take naps during class.<\/p>\n

The replies she received, though, were completely unexpected. You will adore reading the story that follows.<\/p>\n

Catholic school was not the best place for little Mary Margaret to learn since she often dozed off.<\/p>\n

While she was fast asleep one day, her nun instructor paid her a visit.<\/p>\n

\u201cTell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

As soon as Mary Margaret remained motionless, her little pal Johnny, who was seated behind her, grabbed his pencil and poked her in the back.<\/p>\n

\u201cGod Almighty!\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0Mary Margaret shouted.<\/p>\n

After saying,\u00a0\u201cVery good,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the nun resumed her lesson.<\/p>\n

\u201cWho is our Lord and Savior?\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0the Nun eventually asked Mary Margaret.<\/p>\n

However, Mary remained still in her slumber.<\/p>\n

Johnny rescued her once more and sent Mary Margaret to the last place.<\/p>\n

Mary Margaret yelled out,\u00a0\u201cJesus Christ!!!\u201d<\/strong>; the nun repeated,\u00a0\u201cVery good,\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0and Mary Margaret went back to sleep.<\/p>\n

Thirdly, the nun wanted to know\u2026\u201cWhat were Eve\u2019s words to Adam following the birth of her twenty-third child?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Once again, Johnny stepped in to help.<\/p>\n

\u201cIf you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I\u2019ll break it in half!\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0Mary Margaret yelled this time.<\/p>\n

The nun fainted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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