{"id":4340,"date":"2024-10-24T17:04:02","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T17:04:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4340"},"modified":"2024-10-24T17:04:02","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T17:04:02","slug":"two-old-italian-men-are-sitting-on-a-bench-arguing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4340","title":{"rendered":"Two old Italian men are sitting on a bench arguing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\">Two Old Italian Men Are Sitting On A Bench&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x6s0dn4 x1jx94hy x78zum5 xdt5ytf x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"xqtp20y x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1ey2m1c xds687c x5yr21d x10l6tqk x17qophe x13vifvy xh8yej3 xl1xv1r\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fbeg5-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/464178888_122122518122461734_7333731166228246652_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&amp;_nc_cat=111&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=Lwnc7dSLFVUQ7kNvgFKlSro&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fbeg5-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=A7TRDWhIRb-WZuDpyg4Zjat&amp;oh=00_AYCnc7KZMFn6y52lvkejyQZGTqd6Ogl3ots6Ptg3-vktBQ&amp;oe=67204D8F\" alt=\"May be an image of text\" width=\"526\" height=\"883\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x1nb4dca x1q0q8m5 xso031l x1exxf4d x13fuv20 x178xt8z x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy x19991ni x1dhq9h x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x1hc1fzr x1mq3mr6 xobhos8\" role=\"none\" data-visualcompletion=\"ignore\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The first says,<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor me, it must be the greatest Italian actress, Sophia Loren. 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