{"id":4343,"date":"2024-10-24T17:04:52","date_gmt":"2024-10-24T17:04:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4343"},"modified":"2024-10-24T17:04:52","modified_gmt":"2024-10-24T17:04:52","slug":"it-was-time-for-father-johns-saturday-night-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4343","title":{"rendered":"It was time for Father John\u2019s Saturday night bath \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\">Gabriel\u2019s Horn or Heavens Key?&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x6s0dn4 x1jx94hy x78zum5 xdt5ytf x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"xqtp20y x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"x1ey2m1c xds687c x5yr21d x10l6tqk x17qophe x13vifvy xh8yej3 xl1xv1r\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.fbeg5-1.fna.fbcdn.net\/v\/t39.30808-6\/464302373_122122482176461734_5279997656442826178_n.jpg?stp=dst-jpg_p526x296&amp;_nc_cat=104&amp;ccb=1-7&amp;_nc_sid=127cfc&amp;_nc_ohc=UJ31jlWUjr8Q7kNvgHPa8Ir&amp;_nc_zt=23&amp;_nc_ht=scontent.fbeg5-1.fna&amp;_nc_gid=ADw_zCmxbOsH7xD7AqWuNTY&amp;oh=00_AYDJSsdM8UJJzW_XEKXawQb1UjgOvy0ICxolqFSwt75VCQ&amp;oe=67205176\" alt=\"May be an image of text that says 't It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed: Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could...'\" width=\"526\" height=\"884\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x1nb4dca x1q0q8m5 xso031l x1exxf4d x13fuv20 x178xt8z x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy x19991ni x1dhq9h x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x1hc1fzr x1mq3mr6 xobhos8\" role=\"none\" data-visualcompletion=\"ignore\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>It was time for Father John\u2019s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed:<\/p>\n<p>Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John\u2019s nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do and pray.<\/p>\n<p>The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, sister.\u201d Said the young nun dreamily. \u201cI\u2019ve been Saved.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cSaved? And how did that come about?\u201d Asked the old nun.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid he?\u201d Said the old nun curiously.<br \/>\nSister Magdalene continued. \u201cAnd Father John said that if The Key to Heaven fits my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured salvation and eternal peace. And then, Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cIs that a fact?\u201d Said the old nun even more curiously.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAt first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my Heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat wicked old bastard.\u201d Said the old nun. \u201cHe told me it was Gabriel\u2019s Horn and I\u2019ve been blowing it for 40 years!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gabriel\u2019s Horn or Heavens Key?&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment It was time for Father John\u2019s Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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