{"id":4355,"date":"2024-10-25T00:49:26","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T00:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4355"},"modified":"2024-11-16T13:42:58","modified_gmt":"2024-11-16T13:42:58","slug":"a-census-taker-in-a-rural-area","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4355","title":{"rendered":"A census taker in a rural area \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u x1yc453h\" dir=\"auto\">A Census Taker In A Rural Area&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"html-div xdj266r x11i5rnm xat24cr x1mh8g0r xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x6s0dn4 x1jx94hy x78zum5 xdt5ytf x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6 xh8yej3\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"xqtp20y x6ikm8r x10wlt62 x1n2onr6\">\n<div class=\"x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5209\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/images-2-159x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"159\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/images-2-159x300.jpeg 159w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/images-2.jpeg 508w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 159px) 100vw, 159px\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"x1nb4dca x1q0q8m5 xso031l x1exxf4d x13fuv20 x178xt8z x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"x1ey2m1c xds687c x17qophe x47corl x10l6tqk x13vifvy x19991ni x1dhq9h x1o1ewxj x3x9cwd x1e5q0jg x13rtm0m x1hc1fzr x1mq3mr6 xobhos8\" role=\"none\" data-visualcompletion=\"ignore\">\n<p>A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.<\/p>\n<p>When an old woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.<\/p>\n<p>She said,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s see now, there\u2019s the twins, Sally and Billy, they\u2019re eighteen. And the twins, Seth &amp; Beth, they\u2019re sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they\u2019re fourteen.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHold on!\u201d said the census taker,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDid you get twins every time?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman answered,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHeck no, there were hundreds of times we didn\u2019t get nothin\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Census Taker In A Rural Area&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. 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