{"id":4410,"date":"2024-10-28T19:54:46","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T19:54:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4410"},"modified":"2024-10-28T19:54:46","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T19:54:46","slug":"a-woman-has-to-go-to-italy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=4410","title":{"rendered":"A woman has to go to Italy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">An Italian Girl&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4411\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zeza-24-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zeza-24-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zeza-24-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/zeza-24.jpg 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThank you, honey\u201d, she says.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat would you like me to bring back for you?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He laughs and says, \u201cAn Italian girl!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>When the conference is over, he meets her at the airport and asks, \u201cSo, honey, how was the trip?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cVery good,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what happened to my present?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhich present?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe one I asked for- an Italian girl!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, that,\u201d she says<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell, I did what I could<\/p>\n<p>Now we have to wait nine months to see if it\u2019s a girl.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Italian Girl&#8230;Brilliant continuation in the first comment A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband drives her to the airport. \u201cThank&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"a3_pvc":{"activated":false,"total_views":0,"today_views":0},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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