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JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.” Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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“She’s finally gone… Yeah, I know, about time, right? I’m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you… Can’t wait to see you… We’ll do all the naughty things you like.”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see. \"\u2b07\ufe0f\"<\/span><\/div>\n
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Marriage is full of ups, downs, and everything in between, but one thing\u2019s for sure: there\u2019s always room for laughter. The daily interactions between husbands and wives often lead to moments that are both heartwarming and hilarious, as you\u2019ll see in the following jokes.<\/p>\n

From surprising notes to clever comebacks, these seven jokes highlight the playful and humorous side of marriage. Whether you\u2019re married or just enjoy a good laugh, these stories will have you nodding in recognition and chuckling at the unexpected twists.<\/p>\n

1. The Note Under the Bed<\/p>\n

In any marriage, there are bound to be moments of frustration, especially when one spouse feels taken for granted. This joke takes that scenario to the extreme, as a wife decides to teach her husband a lesson with a note \u2014 only to find herself caught off guard by his response.<\/p>\n

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, \u201cI\u2019ve had enough and have left you. Don\u2019t bother coming after me.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.<\/p>\n

After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note. After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe\u2019s finally gone\u2026 Yeah, I know, about time, right? I\u2019m coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you\u2026 Can\u2019t wait to see you\u2026 We\u2019ll do all the naughty things you like.\u201d<\/p>\n

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.<\/p>\n

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see what he wrote\u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cI can see your feet. We\u2019re out of bread: be back in five minutes.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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