{"id":5487,"date":"2024-11-25T13:23:59","date_gmt":"2024-11-25T13:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5487"},"modified":"2024-11-25T13:23:59","modified_gmt":"2024-11-25T13:23:59","slug":"our-chocolate-covered-wake-up-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5487","title":{"rendered":"Our Chocolate-Covered Wake-Up Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife and I sleep naked. I woke up one morning to find myself covered in brown streaks\u2014legs, arms, and a big spot on my stomach. 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