{"id":5651,"date":"2024-11-30T20:43:20","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T20:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5651"},"modified":"2024-11-30T20:43:20","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T20:43:20","slug":"best-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5651","title":{"rendered":"Best funny story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5652\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/zeza-16-241x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/zeza-16-241x300.jpg 241w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/zeza-16.jpg 514w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 241px) 100vw, 241px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. \u201cI want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. 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