{"id":5833,"date":"2024-12-06T02:34:57","date_gmt":"2024-12-06T02:34:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5833"},"modified":"2024-12-06T02:34:57","modified_gmt":"2024-12-06T02:34:57","slug":"wife-crashes-car-again-wait-until-you-hear-what-the-cops-said-continue-reading-below-first-comment%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=5833","title":{"rendered":"Wife Crashes Car Again\u2014Wait Until You Hear What the Cops Said! Continue Reading Below first comment\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5834\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/v-12-212x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"212\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/v-12-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/v-12.jpg 508w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 212px) 100vw, 212px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, my wife managed to crash the car again today.<\/p>\n<p>When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe was on his phone! Can you believe it?!\u201d she exclaimed. \u201cAnd, to make matters worse, he was sitting there, casually sipping on a can of beer!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The officer, trying his best to hold back a smile, took a deep breath, looked her dead in the eye, and said,<br \/>\n\u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 he can do whatever he wants\u2026 in his own living room.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. 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