{"id":6210,"date":"2024-12-23T03:28:04","date_gmt":"2024-12-23T03:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=6210"},"modified":"2024-12-23T03:28:04","modified_gmt":"2024-12-23T03:28:04","slug":"johnny-brought-home-his-history-test-result","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=6210","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Brought Home His History Test Result."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny brought home his history test result, which was 90.His father was overjoyed with it. His mother, Karen, couldn\u2019t believe her kid got 90 in history. After careful examination of the marks, she saw that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 differed. \u201cJohnny, you\u2019re so busted. Tell me, did you add the zero to your marks?\u201d \u201cNo, mum, I didn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6211\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/470801473_122184072554157434_1863455225438133460_n-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/470801473_122184072554157434_1863455225438133460_n-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/470801473_122184072554157434_1863455225438133460_n-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/470801473_122184072554157434_1863455225438133460_n-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/12\/470801473_122184072554157434_1863455225438133460_n.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m asking you once more. \u201cDid you add that fxxking 0 to your grades?\u201d \u201cMum, no, I didn\u2019t add that 0\u201d . \u201cOK, as you\u2019re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.\u201d \u201cMum, no, please, no, I really didn\u2019t add that 0.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.\u201d \u201c\u2026\u2026. 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