{"id":9088,"date":"2025-05-31T23:17:31","date_gmt":"2025-05-31T23:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=9088"},"modified":"2025-05-31T23:17:31","modified_gmt":"2025-05-31T23:17:31","slug":"joke-of-the-day-a-woman-asks-her-husband-at-breakfast-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=9088","title":{"rendered":"JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"x193iq5w xeuugli x13faqbe x1vvkbs x1xmvt09 x1lliihq x1s928wv xhkezso x1gmr53x x1cpjm7i x1fgarty x1943h6x xudqn12 x3x7a5m x6prxxf xvq8zen xo1l8bm xzsf02u\" dir=\"auto\">JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<br class=\"html-br\" \/>&#8220;Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>He declines. &#8220;Thanks for asking, but I&#8217;m not hungry right now.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>It&#8217;s this Viagra,&#8221; he says. &#8220;It&#8217;s really taken the edge off my appetite.&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>&#8220;How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>He declines. &#8220;The Viagra,&#8221; he says, &#8220;Its really spoiled my need for food.&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<br class=\"html-br\" \/>&#8220;Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>He declines again. &#8220;No,&#8221; he says, &#8220;it&#8217;s got to be the Viagra. I&#8217;m still not hungry.&#8221;<br class=\"html-br\" \/>&#8220;Well,&#8221; she says, &#8220;Would you mind&#8230; <span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x168nmei x13lgxp2 x5pf9jr xo71vjh\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t2c\/1\/16\/1f631.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude31\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x168nmei x13lgxp2 x5pf9jr xo71vjh\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/td0\/1\/16\/1f602.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude02\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span>(continue reading in the first comment)<span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x168nmei x13lgxp2 x5pf9jr xo71vjh\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><span class=\"html-span xexx8yu x4uap5 x18d9i69 xkhd6sd x1hl2dhg x16tdsg8 x1vvkbs x3nfvp2 x1j61x8r x1fcty0u xdj266r xat24cr xgzva0m xhhsvwb xxymvpz xlup9mm x1kky2od\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"xz74otr x168nmei x13lgxp2 x5pf9jr xo71vjh\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t4f\/1\/16\/1f447.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\udc47\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-9089\" src=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/469672551_122101712348669319_2380366840484794447_n-15-263x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"263\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/469672551_122101712348669319_2380366840484794447_n-15-263x300.jpg 263w, https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/469672551_122101712348669319_2380366840484794447_n-15.jpg 525w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 263px) 100vw, 263px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A woman asks her husband at breakfast time,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He declines. \u201cThanks for asking, but I\u2019m not hungry right now.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s this Viagra,\u201d he says. \u201cIt\u2019s really taken the edge off my appetite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He declines. \u201cThe Viagra,\u201d he says, \u201cIts really spoiled my need for food.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWould you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He declines again. \u201cNo,\u201d he says, \u201cit\u2019s got to be the Viagra. I\u2019m still not hungry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWell,\u201d she says, \u201cWould you mind getting off me? 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