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JOKE OF THE DAY: A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him, so he comes home early from work one day. His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he demands. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”<\/div>\n
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she answers. So the guy tears the house apart, looking for him. Finally, he’s on the second floor in the kitchen, and he looks out the window and sees a guy sitting in a Volkswagen.<\/div>\n
“That’s him,” the guy thinks. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife!” Furious, he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window, has a heart attack, and dies.<\/div>\n
St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Why are you here?” he asks, and the guy answers, “I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early. I saw her boyfriend sitting in his Volkswagen out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.” St. Peter scowls and says, “You don’t belong here. Go to hell.” He pulls a big lever, a trapdoor opens, and the guy disappears.<\/div>\n
A couple of minutes later, another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks, and the guy answers, “I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!” St. Peter wags his finger at him and says, “I heard about you. You go to hell too!” He pulls the big lever, the trapdoor opens, and the guy disappears.<\/div>\n
A couple of minutes later, another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks.\"\ud83d\udc47\ud83c\udffb\"<\/span><\/div>\n
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We\u2019ve all probably had that moment of wondering if our partner is really as loyal as they seem, but luckily, it\u2019s usually just jealousy playing tricks on us. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Still, this hilarious story dives right into that topic, and I\u2019ve got to say, I laughed out loud when I read the punchline\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n

A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him so he comes home early from work one day. His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. \u201cWhere is he?\u201d he demands.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere\u2019s the guy who\u2019s been sleeping with you?\u201d \u201cI don\u2019t know what you\u2019re talking about, dear,\u201d she answers, so the guy tears the house apart looking for him. Finally he\u2019s on the second floor in the kitchen, he looks out the window and sees a guy sitting in a Tesla. \u201cThat\u2019s him,\u201d the guy thinks. \u201cThat\u2019s the guy who\u2019s been sleeping with my wife!\u201d He\u2019s so furious, he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window, has a heart attack, and dies.<\/p>\n

St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. \u201cWhy are you here?\u201d he asks and the guy answers, \u201cI knew my wife was cheating on me so I came home early. I saw her boyfriend sitting in his Tesla out on the street, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.\u201d St. Peter scowls and says, \u201cYou don\u2019t belong here. Go to hell.\u201d He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens, and the guy disappears.<\/p>\n

A couple of minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. \u201cWhat are you doing here?\u201d St. Peter asks and the guy answers, \u201cI don\u2019t know! I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!\u201d St. Peter wags his finger at him and says, \u201cI heard about you. You go to hell too!\u201d He pulls the big lever, the trap door opens, and the guy disappears.<\/p>\n

A couple of minutes later another guy comes up to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. \u201cWhat are you doing here?\u201d St. Peter asks and the guy answers, \u201cI don\u2019t know! I was just sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

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