{"id":9903,"date":"2025-07-07T22:59:42","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T22:59:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=9903"},"modified":"2025-07-07T22:59:42","modified_gmt":"2025-07-07T22:59:42","slug":"a-sailor-brings-his-boat-up-to-a-restaurant-dock-to-eat-lunch-i-laughed-with-tears-all-day-after-reading-this-joke-brilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment-%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87%f0%9f%91%87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/xstorynews.com\/?p=9903","title":{"rendered":"A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch&#8230;I laughed with tears all day after reading this joke : Brilliant continuation in the first comment \ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47\ud83d\udc47"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The dock hand says, \u201cI\u2019m sorry, sir, but I can\u2019t let you dine here today.<\/p>\n<p>This establishment has a necktie policy, and you are not wearing one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course I don\u2019t have a tie on,\u201d replied the sailor, \u201cI\u2019m on a boat!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-4\">\n<div id=\"funnyviralstories.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CMSjv9Psq44DFfJepAQd314lSQ\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/funnyviralstories.com\/funnyviralstories.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell, go down below and put one on,\u201d said the dock hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI don\u2019t HAVE one!\u201d shouted the sailor.<\/p>\n<p>The dock hand, not wanting to turn away a customer, said: \u201cWell, why don\u2019t you just find something that approximates a tie<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-5\">\n<div id=\"funnyviralstories.com_responsive_3\" data-google-query-id=\"CMWzv9Psq44DFUpGpAQdJNIpzA\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23293390090\/funnyviralstories.com\/funnyviralstories.com_responsive_3_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>That should be OK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After some time, the sailor comes out with a pair of jumper cables.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is all I could find to put around my neck,\u201d he said.<\/p>\n<p>Sighing, the dock hand said: \u201cOK, I\u2019ll let you in with those, but just don\u2019t start anything.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. &nbsp; 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