Jonah Falcon, famously known for his massive anatomy, claims to have the “biggest penis in the world” — measuring 9.5 inches flaccid and a whopping 13.5 inches erect, thicker than his wrist. From age 13, his size turned heads, and by 25, he says he’d been on over 1,500 dates.

Despite turning down adult film offers, Falcon admitted to accepting cash for intimate photos and encounters — with one woman paying $500 just to see him in underwear, and another $1,000 for the full experience. Public stares and airport security have posed challenges for Falcon, who often wears baggy pants to avoid attention. He’s even been frisked at LAX for the “giant unexplained bulge” detected by scanners.

Falcon claims his legendary size has made him a sought-after lover among celebrities, including Oscar winners and nominees — though he keeps their identities secret. Many of his famous flings reportedly hail from the UK, with some being well-known outside Hollywood. At 54, Falcon acknowledges changes with age, saying intercourse requires “very slow entry” and that maintaining an erection is harder, but his ego remains larger than life.