She asks the store worker, “What’s that shiny thing?”
The worker answers, “That’s a thermos.”
Then the blonde asks, “What does it do?”
The worker says, “It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.”
The blonde exclaims, “Great! I need something like that! I’ll buy it!”
The next day, she arrives at work with her new thermos. She sees her boss and excitedly says, “Look at my new thermos! I got it yesterday. It’s amazing! It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold!”
The boss asks, “What’s inside it?”
The blonde answers, “Just some coffee and a popsicle.”
So the bartender says to […]
—But Then He Started Singing…
