“Please shave it off… Brilliant continuation in the first comment 
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested he shave his beard off.
โOh Paddy.โ she said, โPlease shave it off, I want to see all of your lovely faceโ.
โI canโt,โ said Paddy, โMy wife loves this beard, sheโd kill me if I shaved it off!
โPlease!โโฆshe pleaded in a sexy seductive voice.
Paddy gives in and shaves the beard off.
Later that night, Paddy crawls into the bed while his wife was sleeping.
His wife wakes up and feels his face in the dark, she then says,
โOh Michael, you shouldnโt be here now, Paddy will be back home shortly!โ
