Three ducks walk into a bar

Three ducks walk into a bar…Brilliant continuation in the first comment 👇👇

“Hello, who are you?” the barman asks

.May be an image of goose and text

 

The first duck replies, “I’m Huey.”

“I bet you are,” says the barman. “And how’s your day been, Huey?”

“Great, thanks. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?” smiles Huey.

“That’s nice,” says the bartender, turning to the second duck. “Hi, and who are you?”

“Dewey,” comes the reply.

“So how’s your day been, Dewey?” asks the barman.

“Great. I’ve been in and out of puddles all day as well. What more could a duck want?”

The barman turns to the third duck and says, “So, I bet you must be Louie?”

“No,” she says, with a coy smile. “I’m Puddles.”

 

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