A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says:
βOh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?β
The blonde replies:
βWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.β
The man responds:
βHuh.. thatβs interesting.. why did you name them such names?β
The blonde sighs and shakes her head.
βEveryone keeps asking me the same thingβ¦
duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??β