Blonde Walking Her Dogs…Brilliant continuation in the first comment πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says:

β€œOh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”May be a doodle of 1 person, dog and text

The blonde replies:

β€œWell, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”

The man responds:

β€œHuh.. that’s interesting.. why did you name them such names?”

The blonde sighs and shakes her head.

β€œEveryone keeps asking me the same thing…

duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”

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