A man goes to hell ered. The devil greets him and says βyou have to pick your torture, pick wisely because this will be your torture for eternityβ.
The man goes through hundreds of rooms but canβt decide
Until he sees a room where a man is sitting on a couch, watching football on tv couch, watching football on tv and getting a blowjob from a cheerleader.
The man says βthis is what I want to do for eternity!!β
The Devil says βare you sure?β
The man screams βHell Yes!β.
The devil goes up to the cheerleader and says βYou can stop now, I found someone to replace youβ.
