An Old Cowboy Walks Into A Saloon…Brilliant continuation in the first comment 
Back at the barn. I was feeding the horses when a beautiful blonde drove up.
She says,
‘I wanna show you something in the barn. Follow me.’
So I followed her.
She says, ‘Take off all your clothes.’
So I do.
Then she takes off her clothes, and says,
‘You like what you see?’
Fellers, she had the most bodacious body I ever did see! I said,
‘Yes, ma’am, I do!’”
Then she lays down on a blanket, all friendly-like, and says,
‘Well, then, go to town, Cowboy!’
So I pulled on my boots and here I am.
