A 70-year-old man has never been married….This joke had us in fits of giggles πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£, tears of streaming down. Check out the continuation below ⬇️

One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.

They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon When they get back, tel frie, howvas him, β€œOh, it was beautiful,” says the man. β€œ

The sun, the surf, we made love almost every night, we -” His friend interrupts him. β€œA man your age! How did you make love almost every night?’”Oh,” says the man, β€œwe almost made love Monday, we almost made love Tuesday.”

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