A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backward.
The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backward.
The man, who was a priest, said,
โI am a Father.โ
The little Johnny replied,
โMy Daddy is also a father, but he doesnโt wear his collar like thatโ
The priest looked up from his book and answered,
โI am the Father of many.โ
The Little boy said,
โMy Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesnโt wear his collar that way!โ
The priest, getting impatient, said.
โI am the Father of hundreds, and went back to reading his book.
The little Johnny sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,
โMaybe you should wear a c0ndom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.โ