RFK Jr.’s Running Mate Releases Hilarious Pro-Trump Ad

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has decided to end his Independent bid for president and back Donald Trump, and now his running mate, Nicole Shanahan, has dropped a new ad that is also supportive of the former president.

The ad plays off of a ‘condition’ that supporters of the 45th president have used to describe the often over-the-top negative responses from political opponents directed at him — “Trump Derangement Syndrome,” or TDS.

Here’s a transcript of the ad:

Are you or your loved ones suffering from illnesses such as TDS, also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome? Do you dismiss or deny the current issues facing our country, such as historic inflation, illegal immigration, corporate corruption, World War Three escalations, and the chronic disease epidemic?

Are you willing to elect someone who was the least popular vice president in modern history and offers no policy or vision for America, simply because your brain keeps telling you, “Anyone but Trump.”

If so, you might be struggling from TDS.

 

Introducing Independence. Independence allows you the freedom to finally think independently once again. instead of believing everything you hear from the mainstream media, independence allows for constructive critical thinking.

“I used to hear people on the news say things like, ‘Donald Trump and the movement he has encouraged are a threat to democracy.’ And I instantly believed it! With independence, I now realize the media are run by the Democrat elite, who are a corrupt oligarchy who censor free speech, silence political opponents, support forever wars, and abandon democracy by anointing its candidates.”

Independence may not be for everyone. If you enjoy being lied to about your president’s cognitive abilities, support Orwellian totalitarianism, or are excited about communist fiscal policy, Independence may not be right for you.

Common side effects of Independence may include an awakening of rational thought, successfully identifying propaganda, freedom of choice, loss of hatred, anti-narcisistic behavior, and love of democracy.

 

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