A Man Accidentally Elbows… Brilliant continuation in the first comment 
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby.
The man apologizes profusely and says:
“If your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.”
To which the woman replied
“If your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”
