The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. βOh honey, Iβm so happy,β he said
βWho took you to the hospital?β
βYour brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.β
The husband was horrified βBut, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?β
The wife answered, βWe have a girl and a boy
Joe named the girl De-niece.β
The husband interrupted, βWell, thatβs not so bad
What did he name the boy?β
βJoe named the boy De-nephew.β