The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war.
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away. โOh honey, Iโm so happy,โ he said
โWho took you to the hospital?โ
โYour brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.โ
The husband was horrified โBut, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?โ
The wife answered, โWe have a girl and a boy
Joe named the girl De-niece.โ
The husband interrupted, โWell, thatโs not so bad
What did he name the boy?โ
โJoe named the boy De-nephew.โ
