An elderly couple was having trouble remembering things, so they went to the doctor.
The doctor said, “You should start writing things down to help you remember.”
Later that night, the wife said, “Honey, I’d like some ice cream. Could you get me some from the kitchen?”
The husband said, “Of course.”
The wife added, “Write it down so you don’t forget!”
The husband replied, “I don’t need to write it down! You want ice cream.”
She said, “I also want strawberries on top. Write it down!”
The husband rolled his eyes. “I won’t forget!”
She added, “And whipped cream! Please write it down!”
He sighed. “I got it! Ice cream, strawberries, whipped cream. No need to write it down.”
Twenty minutes later, he came back and handed her a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon.
The wife stared at the plate and yelled, “I told you to write it down! Where’s my toast?!”
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A travel agent was sitting at his desk when he noticed an elderly couple standing outside, gazing longingly at the posters of dream vacations in the shop window.
They looked sweet, and honestly, a little heartbroken. The agent had just had a great week in business, so he felt a wave of kindness wash over him.
He rushed outside, brought them in, and said, “Listen, I know travel isn’t easy on a pension, but I want to treat you both to a luxury vacation—my treat. No strings attached. Just say yes.”
Shocked but thrilled, the couple accepted. The agent had his assistant book two plane tickets and a room at a beautiful five-star resort.
About a month later, the little old lady returned to the shop, smiling.
“How was the trip?” the agent asked.
“Oh, it was just lovely! The flight was wonderful, and the hotel was like something out of a dream,” she said. “I came to say thank you… But I do have one question.”
The agent raised an eyebrow. “Sure, what is it?”
She leaned in and whispered, “Who was that old man I had to share the room with?”
